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the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 840
(9/24/05 7:23 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
It would not be fit for our majestic nation to be ruled by a mere woman. I believe it
is now the time to strike at the bosom of your false claims and rip out the heart that is
rumoured to exist there...
No woman will rule our land, especially not one as vile and scheming as thou. The
battlefield is where it shall all be decided, not in an alchemists brewing jar...
Prepare for your extermination...
To Insanity.... and beyond!
Edited by: the
1st pip
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9/24/05 7:24 pm
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ludwigthemad
Orc Boy
Posts: 152
(9/25/05 4:23 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
I, Count Dieter Hasselhoffen proclaim it as my divine right to take the throne of the
Empire away from any whom would try to usurp my position.
From my seat at Bogenhafen I have watched your petty squabbles and mindless rantings and
have concluded that such simpletons could not rule a village of fools let alone a mighty
Empire.
I therefore renounce any considerations of yours to the throne and state my own righteous
(blessed is Sigmar) claim to the position of Emperor.
As a devout follower of Sigmar, and most capable general i would consider it folly for any
to stand in my way and so we can easily settle this without any further
embarrassment to
any of you by you simply stating you unworthiness to rule and then the matter will be at
rest.
I will of course offer great incentives to those whom will support me as within Reikland
and therefore the current Capital Altdorf I have both the colleges of magic and the
Largest of the Sigmarite temples.
I am also in parley with the dwarfs and the wood elves (whom have sent a magician of some
repute with whom to talk) from the south and so i can offer many years of further peace to
our blessed land.
Any who stand with me will be greatly rewarded for their support of the rightful Emperor
Count Hasselhoffen |
Gareth
Black Orc
Posts: 446
(9/25/05 5:03 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Oh my God, not another Dieter!
Hang on is Dieter a mans or womans name. We can't have an emperor with an
inappropriate
name now one of you will have to step down.
Jaques (the noble) Von Vandervalk |
Gareth
Black Orc
Posts: 447
(9/25/05 5:05 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Just as a time out from our political debate focused on the issues and not
personalities, has anyone read this months WD?
There is a nice article for personalising your knightly order. I think we should
definitely adopt this for the campaign.
Gareth |
the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 844
(9/25/05 9:19 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Not seen the WD yet, but it sounds like a good idea...
To Insanity.... and beyond! |
the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 849
(9/26/05 9:42 am)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
And Dieter is a man's name. So as I have previously said, her ladyship should try
shaving more often...
What she hopes to achieve by this masquerade is beyond me, but whatever it is, it cannot
be good for our holy realm.
Maybe she's a secret worshipper of Slaanesh...
To Insanity.... and beyond! |
Pete
Delafield
Night Goblin Shamen
Posts: 1080
(9/26/05 12:17 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Dieter is our families noble name, which you would know if you were not a peasant.
Yours,
Dieter |
ludwigthemad
Orc Boy
Posts: 154
(9/26/05 1:30 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Oops, sorry Pete, didn't see your name
couldn't think of the german for David
don't mind changing
and my Knights are the Knights Templar of Sigmar
(They were gonna have the Sisters of Sigmar torsos but couldn't afford em)
Tim (Dieter)
Edited by: ludwigthemad
at: 9/26/05 5:17 pm
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WildcardUKFRA
Supreme Savage Orc Warlord
Posts: 1732
(9/26/05 3:02 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
It still doesn't matter as all your lives are null and void when your all
herded up
into our Corsair Vessels and shipped off to be our slaves
Lord Rhakorta
Right, good morning team. My name is Lord Rhakorta and I'm the new minister in charge
of High Elf genocide. Now, if you play straight with me you'll find me a considerate
employer, but cross me and you'll find that under this calm exterior beats the heart of a
ruthless sadistic maniac.
- Rhakorta's induction speech as Lord High Executioner. |
the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 850
(9/26/05 3:32 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Would someone remove that Dark Elf riff raff from this discussion as, quite frankly,
his posturing is getting slightly annoying...
To Insanity.... and beyond! |
WildcardUKFRA
Supreme Savage Orc Warlord
Posts: 1734
(9/26/05 5:09 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Is that a Challenge?
Right, good morning team. My name is Lord Rhakorta and I'm the new minister in charge
of High Elf genocide. Now, if you play straight with me you'll find me a considerate
employer, but cross me and you'll find that under this calm exterior beats the heart of a
ruthless sadistic maniac.
- Rhakorta's induction speech as Lord High Executioner. |
Pete
Delafield
Night Goblin Shamen
Posts: 1081
(9/26/05 8:11 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Beating your Dark Elves a challenge?
I think not!
Even Lichtenstein's men are Imperial, and will easily see off your non humans.
Now kindly have your spies remove themselves from reading our dispatches or we will inform
your superiors across the sea of your incompetence at being discovered.
Yours,
Dieter |
Gareth
Black Orc
Posts: 448
(9/26/05 8:58 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Tim, if you have your count on a horse would that make him a Knight Rider?
Ha Ha! get it? Knight Rider - David hasslehoff.....
Oh never mind
Gareth |
the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 854
(9/26/05 11:08 pm)
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Gareth
Black Orc
Posts: 449
(9/26/05 11:25 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Bagsey me be the good. You can fight for the bad and the ugly between you!
Jaques (the good) von vandervalk |
the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 855
(9/27/05 2:24 am)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Well, seeing as the Baroness' mother was slapped by the midwife when she gave birth to
her, I suppose I would be the bad, because I stand for no nonsense...
To Insanity.... and beyond! |
WildcardUKFRA
Supreme Savage Orc Warlord
Posts: 1735
(9/27/05 9:34 am)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
I DEMAND that Lichtenstein fights me and satisfies my need for bloodshed and slaves!!!
Or is the "Honourable" Lichtenstein mealy a chicken!!!
Right, good morning team. My name is Lord Rhakorta and I'm the new minister in charge
of High Elf genocide. Now, if you play straight with me you'll find me a considerate
employer, but cross me and you'll find that under this calm exterior beats the heart of a
ruthless sadistic maniac.
- Rhakorta's induction speech as Lord High Executioner. |
the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 858
(9/27/05 10:37 am)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
I'd heard rumours about you needing 'satisfying'...
To Insanity.... and beyond! |
WildcardUKFRA
Supreme Savage Orc Warlord
Posts: 1737
(9/27/05 10:43 am)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
You still dally in response to the gauntlet been thrown
Truly Lichtenstein is from the breeding stock of Fowl.
Right, good morning team. My name is Lord Rhakorta and I'm the new minister in charge
of High Elf genocide. Now, if you play straight with me you'll find me a considerate
employer, but cross me and you'll find that under this calm exterior beats the heart of a
ruthless sadistic maniac.
- Rhakorta's induction speech as Lord High Executioner. |
the
1st pip
Orc Warlord
Posts: 861
(9/27/05 12:16 pm)
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Re: To all would be Emperors
Oh I'm sorry. The pansy illegitimate elf and his lover/mother were challenging me. Such
a laugh. Of course I shall meet you on the plains of battle, just to see what your backs
look like once more...
Ha ha ha ha ha...
To Insanity.... and beyond! |