The Golden Squig Awards 2017

Just like we did on our 10th Birthday, we gave out 15 awards to certain club members tonight for a variety of achievements!
& The winners are….

Chris Jennings

The ‘Gentleman Gamer’ Award
(for the most sporting player)

Matt Ritnaby

The ‘Body Count’ Award 
(for the role player that has killed the most characters in a single session)

Dan Rogers & Jacob Lord

The ‘That Player’ Award 
(for the role-player that always messes up and gets the party into trouble)

Jocelyn Croft

The ‘Oh My Dodd’ Award 
(for best tantrum during a game’

Neil Bishmop

The ‘Most Defeats Snatched from the Jaws of Victory’ Award
(for player that loses most often from a winning position)

Rory Bax

The ‘Stinking Bishop’ Award 
(for the player that uses the cheesiest lists)

Tony Burgess

The ‘Gareth Hamilton’ Award 
(for the best painted miniatures)

Andy Dodd

The ‘Clubman’ Award 
(for the player that joins in everything the club offers, sometimes to the detriment of themselves)

Darren Broderick

The ‘Loaded Dice’ Award 
(for the luckiest player in the club)

Ben Stubbs

& The ‘Dreaded Thirteenth’ Award 
(for the unluckiest player in the club)

Unfortunately not all of the winners were present this evening to accept their awards, they include…

Sam Hunt

The ‘Slower than a Snail’ Award 
(for repeated slow play & with over 10 nominations!)

Andrew Gardener

The ‘That Player’ Award 
(for the role-player that always messes up and gets the party into trouble)

Amy Ward

The ‘Learner Driver’ Award 
(for the X-wing player that has a habit of hitting asteroids and other ships)

Tim Hunter

The ‘What’s a Paintbrush?’ Award 
(for the player that always uses an unpainted army)


Congrats to everyone who was nominated.

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